WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ?? THIS PAGE IS SO OUTDATED, IT's OLDER THAN MY GRANDMA. Just go straight ahead to http://kimputer.is-a-geek.com will ya ?

WARNING: There have been reports of people getting dizzy while visiting these pages. While that is exactly my intention, it may be an unwanted side-effect for you. Therefore I've consulted the most qualified person appropiate for this matter (that person would be, heh, me), and concluded that the official warning will be the following advice: For every 3 minutes of watching these pages, take a 5 hour rest. If not, it's entirely your own responsibility.

ALSO: If you leave this place without even having exploded in at least one laugh-salvo, you are one helluva #$%-+. I know I'm not that funny, but you COULD HAVE at LEAST pretended you were laughing. Anyway, in that case, I highly recommend you not to return here, ever.

So, this is it. My second futile attempt at making a favourable homepage. But, hey, it's the effort that counts, right ? RIGHT ?

HELP ME OUT HERE, WILL YA ?: Now, some catagories will have a form at the beginning of the document, so you can help me out. I'm rather lazy, so, that kinda prevents these pages from expanding at a nice regular rate. Oh yeah, you WON'T be paid for any contribution, just a (virtual) pat on your shoulder. Of course, you don't have to use the forms, you can drop me a mail about every topic if you like, as long as it is interesting.

Topics of this page are things that are the most interesting things going on, nothing much as you can see. But it'll have to do.
Keep in mind some links and pages aren't up yet. Stay Tuned.

NEW NEW!!! SMS me for free !!! (For the times when you have something urgent to tell me and I'm not online)

• Me - about me, my whole bio, what I do everyday, everything. Must-read, a sublime piece of literature.
• Star Trek - why it's so good, so much fun, and why I would show it to my children (yeah, right, I can't stand children, let along have them). But hey, it's a figure of speech.
• Movies - I usually see too many movies then is good for me. And Holland sux when it comes to movie-releases. But here's a small section with what I saw and how it was.
• TV - because I spend a lot of time behind it. Too much time. Way too much. But who cares ?
• Music - Beware : Extreme pickiness. Even so, there are quite some music out there worth my time. Here I have a selection that's in my jukebox. The worst kind to put in my walkman. Coz I have my walkman on in public very often, and I tend to mime/lip-sync a lot. So, if you see an idiot talking to himself chasing the bus, it's me.
• Weather - Uhm, does this need any _more_ explanation ? Except that is shows how boring I am.
• Fact of the Day - Wisdom, or the crappiest crap there is, judge for yourself, and used it your own way.
• Pictures - Does this really need any explaining ?
• Q&A - Questions that bug me, and you can give me a hand with.
• Quotes 'n stuff - Quotes and lines, that are at least mildly funny, that I came across during my online gallivanting. This is pure shameless stealing of not yet copyrighted lines of people I don't even know. I'll be prepared for any law-suit though.
• Links - Go have some fun, surf away.
• What's New - If you really wanna know what and when things have changed here.
• View or Sign Guestbook - Never liked this unreliable and slow outside-this-domain kinda stuff. But by demand, and also because some people in school can't use the forms I have here, because the forms use e-mail, and since browsers at school are usually started in disconjunction with their account, hence a fractured mail setting rupturing the network protocol, resulting in a fatal Network Error. Or something.

• Sitemap - for easier navigation (like it wasn't easy enough already)

Important : Please, watch your mouse pointer carefully for links (usually indicated by an underlining) when browsing through these pages. I wouldn't want you to miss one single link. I don't want your visit here to be a waste of time. I want it to be the ULTIMATE waste of time.

AFTER VISITING ALL LINKS, it's time for a poll, don't you think ?

Disclaimer : NO hardware and/or software was damaged during production of the following pages. Falling asleep behind the computer watching this page is entirely NOT my responsibility. Nowhere is said that these pages would be aesthetically pleasing. Also, don't try to be a smart ass, do NOT alert me of any tiping/speling erors or grammarly incorrectness, it's NOT my fault, I didn't write it wrong, YOU read it wrong. I'm NOT wanting for any mail from you with any comments on these pages, you will be fined US$ 25,- per mail. Anything you read here must NOT be stored/copied/recorded anywhere, it's all copyrighted. Please purge your memory after leaving this site. Thank you.