Meeting
15-07-2000
Housewarming (Ez,
Macz and Gunz hosting)
Meeting's Log:
Location: Somewhere in Amsterdam
Time: 17:45
I was told this was a once-in-a-century opportunity. See here,
Ezri handling the vacuumcleaner.
Time: 17:50
A quick look in the kitchen makes my heart stop beating for a few
seconds. Deja-vu (last week, also housewarming , was concluded
with an hour of washing dishes).
Time: 17:53
Yup, the deja-vu came true. But they'll regret it. The check is
already on the way.
Time: 18:10
The result, worth a few hundred bucks. But they know by now. As I
said, check is on the way.
Time: 20:00 - 15:30
Lotsa other people coming in. Lotsa drinking, singing (ouch, my
left ear hurts, who to blame?), lotsa babbling. I wuz too tired
to keep track of it all. NAGU$ did a better job...
Time: 21:24
Now there's still some light outside
Time: 22:16
Now there's not
Next day (technically speaking)
Time: 01:02
The people are obviously not tired. I am...
Time: 01:23
Yah, that's me. The only one asleep while the rest is partying.
Probably also the only one working six days a week. There, that's
my excuse. And, please, no more sleeping pictures of me, or I'll
drag you all the way to the High Court by your ears. That's
besides the point I look grumpy in my sleep.
Time: 01:46
Time: 10:40
Living room: What do you mean, cramped ?
Time: 10:45
Kitchen: Housewarmings, ya gotta luv'm (although I'm not sure the
word warm is appropiate in this case)
Time: 11:10
Deja-vu revisited. Back at square 1.
Defcon 4. (But still under control, mind you)
Here's a close-up of what may be the next kitchen fashion. Designed by Gunz (or Ez, I'm not sure), this is called "the open drawer" design®©. It's practical alright, the design just need a few more touch-ups, that's all.
Time: 12:00
Some more cleaning is required.
And more cleaning. Look at the shining floor ! (Honestly, it's not shining because it's clean, it's shining because it's wet {:) )
Here's an idea, what about the "Van Hall Cleaning Company" ? (®© by Kimputer 2000®©, just in case they follow up that idea. That way, I can earn money too)
Time: 12:30
A true miracle has happened !!! (remember Time: 11:10 ?) I can't
believe my eyes what happened. It's a wonder. I can't stretch it
enough.
Hey, this looks better than before too eh ? (Just a tiny bit though)
And now, was it really a miracle ? No, the trick was this:
A whole lot of garbage bags.
Also, check the new desk pics I took here.
Some afterthoughts, better keep the noiselevels under 120 dB next time. A slightly irritated under-neighbour might indicate an unvoluntary relocation in the near future (hey, that just means there'll be another housewarming then {:) ).
Finally, quote of the day:
Macz: Vegetables
? What are those ?
Just listen to the old wise man (that being, heh, me), you better find out soon.
Oh, almost forgot, time for a poll:
Time to hear the judgement from the audience.