Meeting 15-07-2000
Housewarming (Ez, Macz and Gunz hosting)

Meeting's Log:

Location: Somewhere in Amsterdam

Time: 17:45
I was told this was a once-in-a-century opportunity. See here, Ezri handling the vacuumcleaner.

 

Time: 17:50
A quick look in the kitchen makes my heart stop beating for a few seconds. Deja-vu (last week, also housewarming , was concluded with an hour of washing dishes).

 

Time: 17:53
Yup, the deja-vu came true. But they'll regret it. The check is already on the way.

 

Time: 18:10
The result, worth a few hundred bucks. But they know by now. As I said, check is on the way.

Time: 20:00 - 15:30
Lotsa other people coming in. Lotsa drinking, singing (ouch, my left ear hurts, who to blame?), lotsa babbling. I wuz too tired to keep track of it all. NAGU$ did a better job...

Time: 21:24
Now there's still some light outside

Time: 22:16
Now there's not

Next day (technically speaking)

Time: 01:02
The people are obviously not tired. I am...

Time: 01:23
Yah, that's me. The only one asleep while the rest is partying. Probably also the only one working six days a week. There, that's my excuse. And, please, no more sleeping pictures of me, or I'll drag you all the way to the High Court by your ears. That's besides the point I look grumpy in my sleep.

 

 

Time: 01:46

 

 

Time: 10:40
Living room: What do you mean, cramped ?

 

Time: 10:45
Kitchen: Housewarmings, ya gotta luv'm (although I'm not sure the word warm is appropiate in this case)

 

Time: 11:10
Deja-vu revisited. Back at square 1.

 

Defcon 4. (But still under control, mind you)

 

Here's a close-up of what may be the next kitchen fashion. Designed by Gunz (or Ez, I'm not sure), this is called "the open drawer" design®©. It's practical alright, the design just need a few more touch-ups, that's all.

 

Time: 12:00
Some more cleaning is required.

 

 

And more cleaning. Look at the shining floor ! (Honestly, it's not shining because it's clean, it's shining because it's wet {:) )

Here's an idea, what about the "Van Hall Cleaning Company" ? (®© by Kimputer 2000®©, just in case they follow up that idea. That way, I can earn money too)

 

Time: 12:30
A true miracle has happened !!! (remember Time: 11:10 ?) I can't believe my eyes what happened. It's a wonder. I can't stretch it enough.

Hey, this looks better than before too eh ? (Just a tiny bit though)

 

And now, was it really a miracle ? No, the trick was this:

A whole lot of garbage bags.

 

 

Also, check the new desk pics I took here.

Some afterthoughts, better keep the noiselevels under 120 dB next time. A slightly irritated under-neighbour might indicate an unvoluntary relocation in the near future (hey, that just means there'll be another housewarming then {:) ).

Finally, quote of the day:

Macz: Vegetables ? What are those ?

Just listen to the old wise man (that being, heh, me), you better find out soon.

Oh, almost forgot, time for a poll:

Time to hear the judgement from the audience.

Name/nickname/acronym/whoever you are:

How was the housewarming ?

Oh my, this was one helluva housewarming !!! Again again !! (even if it means ya getting kicked out soon)
More beer, more beer !!!
Get a better hifi-stereo, I didn't hear shit !!!
Lousy hosts. They didn't have a registered butler certificate.
Too....much.....beer......I.....can't.....think.....clearly.....

other: