Here will be loads of questions, about
everything and everything. Actually, they're more about nothing
and nothing. Feel free to fill in the form at the end of this
page if you know an answer.
- Q: If this is not a question, can
it be answered ?
- Q: Why do I think you'd even bother
reading all this ?
- Q: If you prepare sausages with a
Viagra dressing and barbecue it, will they really end up
bigger than before ?
- You know, I really like getting
compliments. To show you how much, here's an excerpt of
an usual IRC-session.
<me> Heya, howz ?
<other person> I'm
fine, thanx, you know, I really wanted to tell you that
your homepage is absolutely marvelous
<me> Hmm ?
<other person> I said,
your homepage is great
<me> Sorry, I was
lagging, what were you saying ?
<other person> Your
homepage, it's hilarious, the best I've ever seen
<me> No ? Really ?
<other person> Yes,
really, it's so totally IT. I luv it.
<me> You're not lying,
are you ?
<other person> No I
mean it from the bottom of my heart.
Q: Is this morally right
what I'm doing ? Should I feel ashamed ?
- I was just under the
shower, holding a bottle of "Head &
Shoulders", washing my hair. The "Head"
part I get. But the "Shoulders" part beats the
hell outta me. I know people like to compare me with a
chimp (many times with success, I might add. And much to
my annoyance, I might add too), but I DO NOT have hair on
Q: Explain me the
"Shoulders" part, if you can ?
A: By Gunhappy on
05-02-2001: Geez... When you wash the shampoo out of your
hair, it tends to end up on your shoulders.
I don't understand. Could you
elaborate that ? It's all
I don't understand. Could you
elaborate that ? Yes, I can.
Sounds alright to
me, way to go, Gunz !
- Okay, here's a brain
teaser. It can be told long, but I'll keep it short (you
can feel insulted now, but I'm trying to keep this page
appealing to even the ones with extremely short attention
span). Here goes: 1 man sells apples at 3 for a dollar.
Another guy sells them for 2 a dollar. Now, God knows
why, but these two guys wanna go out fishing together.
And in comes the third guy, who's nice enough to continue
the business for the two (Again, God knows why these two
guys would trust this man). Both leave him with 30 apples
(so, totalling 60 apples). The third man doesn't like
math so much, but he knows how to sell apples. So, logic
says, 5 apples for 2 dollar (3 for 1 dollar plus 2 for 1
dollar makes 5 for 2 dollars). Selling all the apples, he
gets a total of 24 dollars. The next day, the two guys
want to collect the money. Number 1 asks for his 10
bucks. Number 2 asks for his 15 bucks. But Mister 3 only
has 24 bucks. Oops ?
Q: Did Mister 3
stole one dollar or something ? If not, where did that
one dollar go ?
- Some brainteasers I want
you to do, so I can collect the results and make a
report. Just for my pleasure. Just
click here will ya ? What ya waiting for ? If you clicked on the
"Just click here will ya ?" just a few seconds ago,
you wouldn't still hang around here, would ya ? So, why
are you still here ? Just click here will ya ? How many times do I have to
repeat myself before you click on "Just
click here will ya ?" ? Boy, you're tough. Just
click here will ya ? Last time. I give up. Don't
That's it for now, but there's more
where that came from. Trust me.
If you have a good item, feel free to let me
know, so I can include it here.