A-Team
characters: Murdock, Face, uhmm, B.A., uhmmmmm, boy, it's been a while, uhmmm, okay, shoot me, I don't know any more names.
plot summary: Bunch'o old Vietnam vets. In 1977 they were falsely accused of something ? And they've been on the run ever since ?
why: Anyway, first there's the meeting process, with Hannibal dressing up and in disguise, etc etc. Then there's the problem, and they get in trouble, and the last 10 minutes are there for the A-Team to get out of the trouble. Simple as that.
WHY ?: B.A. never hit Murdock, isn't that stupid ? If I where him, I'd killed him 8266 times by now. Just keep stabbing and stabbing and stabbing, shut up, shut up, stab, stab, stab, I said shut up, shut up, shut up, stab stab. *ooops, I'm carrying away*
So, why are they always locked in a place with loads of equipment, and with a nice handy armored tank just there in the corner ?

McGuyver
characters: McGuyver
plot summary: McGuyver goes on a mission, McGuyver gets stuck in mission, McGuyver accomplishes mission anyway.
why: Because I wanted to join the boy scouts, but I couldn't ?
WHY ?: McGuyver didn't want to use violence, everytime he got the gun from his enemy, he threw it away, and continued the fight with his bare hands. How stupid can a guy called mcGUYver get ?

Knight Rider
characters: Michael Knight
plot summary: Handsome guy (that being Michael Knight) falls in love with girl, girl gets in trouble, Michael saves girl. Or, handsome guy is on a mission, meets lovely girl, screw up mission because girl is undercover bad girl, gets mission accomplished anyway.
why: Cool car. It could talk too.
WHY ?: So, the car was fast eh ? Then explain how it's possible that the harder the car goes, the faster the sand trail behind it dissolves ? Or is it just a car going slow but the film is played faster ? Don't tell me I was that foolish ?

The Incredible Hulk
characters: Hulky Boy, the oh so eloquent green macho man, and his dorky alter ego Bruce Banner
plot summary: Bruce goes hitch-hiking, gets in trouble, turns Hulk, gets in more trouble, turns Hulk, solves trouble, goes hitchhiking again (He really really never learns, does he ? Bruce, here's a tip, DON'T GO HITCH-HIKING, take the bus or train or something.)
why: I got to see the Hulk twice every episode.
WHY ?: I wonder, I used to be scared of the Hulk, hmmprfh. Dunno why, I mean, if I'd walk into him now, I'd kick his ass, big time, what are steroids for ?

Baywatch
characters: Buncha models, male and female. Females have, big breast (silicone breast are preferred though), small taille, huge thighs, no brains. Males have, big breasts, broad shoulders, huge muscles, no brains.
plot summary: Supermodel gets in the water, she's too light and drifts away (Dooh). Handsome guard rescues her. Unnecessary mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Both fall in love. Both break up at the end of the episode. ("I'm sorry, but you're are sooo shallow". Yup, truth hurts.)
why: This show is directed at the audience from countries with a less friendly weather condition, and unconsciously suck them all into their top-notch well-acted (Ohh, Tommy, I love you, Oh Pammy, I love you too, *smooch*) drama show.
WHY ?: Why isn't this all happening right here at the local beach ? (Missing: 8 big breasted blondes beach-volleying, 380 other big breasted blondes just being there, clean water, nice weather, 18 big breasted female guards standing in line, eagerly waiting to rescue you, a big shark for some plot changes once in a while)

The Nanny
characters: The Nanny, Fran Fine, a handsome widowed father, and family, and co.
plot summary: The Nanny dusts of the house, the Nanny vacuum cleans, the Nanny does the dishes. NOT !
why: Wouldn't anyone wish for a Nanny like that ? (No, not for who she is, she's too old anyway, but for what she does)
WHY ?: Why isn't the Nanny EVER seen working ? She does NOTHING, doesn't pick up the kids from school, doesn't do cleaning, etc.. ALL SHE DOES is invite family and friends over, eat, eat, eat, go man-hunting, etc.. I want that job.

Tarzan, the animated series
characters: Tarzan, who else ?
plot summary: Tarzan.
why: Tarzan.
WHY ?: Tarzan ?

Murder, she wrote
characters: Uhmmmm, Murder ? Naah, that would be a very strange name, wouldn't it ? Angela Lansbury ? Oh, that was her real name. Hmm, I give up.
plot summary: She visits a friend, murder happens, she solves it, another best-seller is written, boy, she must've been rich.
why: Because she was so damn smart.
WHY ?: So, do you have 1677 friends to visit ? She has (or rather, HAD, hehehe). Quite a lady eh ?

Dynasty, Falcon Crest, Dallas
characters: Blake, Johnny, JR, Crystal
plot summary: Soap soap soap
why: My mother watched it, I didn't understand one bit of it.
WHY ?: Yeah, why ?

Charlie's Angels
characters: Three girls with guns. But who's Charlie anyway ?
plot summary: I really dunno.
why: My mother watched it, I didn't understand one bit of it.

Fame
characters: A bunch of boys and girls taking dancing lessons.
plot summary: A bunch of boys and girls taking dancing lessons ?
why: The opening theme sounded great ?
WHY ?: How could I've watched a bunch of boys and girls taking dancing lessons? I don't even like dancing.

The Six Million Dollar Man
characters: The Six Million Dollar Man
plot summary: The Six Million Dollar Man is a walking cash register ?
why: Six Million Dollar sounds nice ?
WHY ?: Let me tell you, that man has definitely a self-esteem problem (it's very low, as you may have noticed). If I had a price tag on me, it would be much much higher than 6 million. I'm worth a looooot more than that. (Actually right now, I'm in a cash flow problem, better start paying of those debts first before I start bragging).