A-Team
characters: Murdock, Face, uhmm, B.A., uhmmmmm, boy,
it's been a while, uhmmm, okay, shoot me, I don't know any more
names.
plot summary: Bunch'o old Vietnam vets. In 1977 they
were falsely accused of something ? And they've been on the run
ever since ?
why: Anyway, first there's the meeting
process, with Hannibal dressing up and in disguise, etc etc. Then
there's the problem, and they get in trouble, and the last 10
minutes are there for the A-Team to get out of the trouble.
Simple as that.
WHY ?: B.A. never hit Murdock, isn't that
stupid ? If I where him, I'd killed him 8266 times by now. Just
keep stabbing and stabbing and stabbing, shut up, shut up, stab,
stab, stab, I said shut up, shut up, shut up, stab stab. *ooops,
I'm carrying away*
So, why are they always locked in a place with loads of
equipment, and with a nice handy armored tank just there in the
corner ?
McGuyver
characters: McGuyver
plot summary: McGuyver goes on a mission, McGuyver
gets stuck in mission, McGuyver accomplishes mission anyway.
why: Because I wanted to join the boy scouts,
but I couldn't ?
WHY ?: McGuyver didn't want to use violence,
everytime he got the gun from his enemy, he threw it away, and
continued the fight with his bare hands. How stupid can a guy
called mcGUYver get ?
Knight Rider
characters: Michael Knight
plot summary: Handsome guy (that being Michael Knight)
falls in love with girl, girl gets in trouble, Michael saves
girl. Or, handsome guy is on a mission, meets lovely girl, screw
up mission because girl is undercover bad girl, gets mission
accomplished anyway.
why: Cool car. It could talk too.
WHY ?: So, the car was fast eh ? Then explain
how it's possible that the harder the car goes, the faster the
sand trail behind it dissolves ? Or is it just a car going slow
but the film is played faster ? Don't tell me I was that foolish
?
The Incredible Hulk
characters: Hulky Boy, the oh so eloquent green
macho man, and his dorky alter ego Bruce Banner
plot summary: Bruce goes hitch-hiking, gets in
trouble, turns Hulk, gets in more trouble, turns Hulk, solves
trouble, goes hitchhiking again (He really really never learns,
does he ? Bruce, here's a tip, DON'T GO HITCH-HIKING, take the
bus or train or something.)
why: I got to see the Hulk twice every
episode.
WHY ?: I wonder, I used to be scared of the
Hulk, hmmprfh. Dunno why, I mean, if I'd walk into him now, I'd
kick his ass, big time, what are steroids for ?
Baywatch
characters: Buncha models, male and female. Females
have, big breast (silicone breast are preferred though), small
taille, huge thighs, no brains. Males have, big breasts, broad
shoulders, huge muscles, no brains.
plot summary: Supermodel gets in the water, she's too
light and drifts away (Dooh). Handsome guard rescues her.
Unnecessary mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Both fall in love. Both
break up at the end of the episode. ("I'm sorry, but you're
are sooo shallow". Yup, truth hurts.)
why: This show is directed at the audience
from countries with a less friendly weather condition, and
unconsciously suck them all into their top-notch well-acted (Ohh,
Tommy, I love you, Oh Pammy, I love you too, *smooch*) drama
show.
WHY ?: Why isn't this all happening right here
at the local beach ? (Missing: 8 big breasted blondes
beach-volleying, 380 other big breasted blondes just being there,
clean water, nice weather, 18 big breasted female guards standing
in line, eagerly waiting to rescue you, a big shark for some plot
changes once in a while)
The Nanny
characters: The Nanny, Fran Fine, a handsome widowed
father, and family, and co.
plot summary: The Nanny dusts of the house, the Nanny
vacuum cleans, the Nanny does the dishes. NOT !
why: Wouldn't anyone wish for a Nanny like
that ? (No, not for who she is, she's too old anyway, but for
what she does)
WHY ?: Why isn't the Nanny EVER seen working ?
She does NOTHING, doesn't pick up the kids from school, doesn't
do cleaning, etc.. ALL SHE DOES is invite family and friends
over, eat, eat, eat, go man-hunting, etc.. I want that job.
Tarzan, the animated series
characters: Tarzan, who else ?
plot summary: Tarzan.
why: Tarzan.
WHY ?: Tarzan ?
Murder, she wrote
characters: Uhmmmm, Murder ? Naah, that would be a
very strange name, wouldn't it ? Angela Lansbury ? Oh, that was
her real name. Hmm, I give up.
plot summary: She visits a friend, murder happens, she
solves it, another best-seller is written, boy, she must've been
rich.
why: Because she was so damn smart.
WHY ?: So, do you have 1677 friends to visit ?
She has (or rather, HAD, hehehe). Quite a lady eh ?
Dynasty, Falcon Crest, Dallas
characters: Blake, Johnny, JR, Crystal
plot summary: Soap soap soap
why: My mother watched it, I didn't
understand one bit of it.
WHY ?: Yeah, why ?
Charlie's Angels
characters: Three girls with guns. But who's Charlie
anyway ?
plot summary: I really dunno.
why: My mother watched it, I didn't
understand one bit of it.
Fame
characters: A bunch of boys and girls taking dancing
lessons.
plot summary: A bunch of boys and girls taking dancing
lessons ?
why: The opening theme sounded great ?
WHY ?: How could I've watched a bunch of boys
and girls taking dancing lessons? I don't even like dancing.
The Six Million Dollar Man
characters: The Six Million Dollar Man
plot summary: The Six Million Dollar Man is a walking
cash register ?
why: Six Million Dollar sounds nice ?
WHY ?: Let me tell you, that man has definitely
a self-esteem problem (it's very low, as you may have noticed).
If I had a price tag on me, it would be much much higher than 6
million. I'm worth a looooot more than that. (Actually right now,
I'm in a cash flow problem, better start paying of those debts
first before I start bragging).