How messy is it at my work today ? NEW: Also check my webcam at work !
Keep in mind I'm not always taking a picture of MY desk/office, I might be roaming around the whole company for pictures. But please vote for it anyway.
Yesterday
Today
Poll so far:
Total: 343 out of 107 votes > Average is: 3.206
18-12-03: Dutchian: 2 > No picture? Does this mean...that you are finally fired? Somehow the big letters combined as "Vote for today's picture on my weblog at http://kimputer.is-a-geek.com" didn't register in your brain, or you cheap-ass AOL account did something to the picture, but at any rate, the 2 grade won't be counted, HAH !!!
07-07-03: Mr. T.: 2 > The high, grey thing standing on the table somewhere
in the middle: is that a computer or a coffee machine??? Just
a normal server case.
18-06-03: Mr. T.: 5 > I want some action photo where you actually hit an
intern...28-04-03: Mr. T.: 1 > Three computers and an empty seat. I will
send an email to your boss. First, GET YOUR OWN
INTERN, second, freaking sadist !!
17-03-03: Dutchian: 5 > It's not that i don't want to visit you assho...people,
it's just that this new work experience is KILLING me, they don't give me any
time to see you people! I thought, with the tortures I gave, I prepared you for
that. I.E. it's BULL$hIT!!
12-03-03: Dutchian: 5 > I give you a "5" because Mr. T brought
your average down AND because i dont want to get my ass kicked because i didn't
show up for
a while : / Your definition for "a while" is a bit off. You
should get your head cracked in two for this "while" you've been AWOL.
24-02-03: Mr. T.: 2 > If it was up to you, he had to spend all weekend up
there. Actually, I expect an after-weekend picture of him to see whether he
is
alright or not. In this line of work, nothing is certain.
18-02-03: Mr. T.: 2 > Ha ha, in your dreams... Still correct, in my REM sleep state, I use my brain at
half the capacity, which still beats 3 PC's.
11-02-03: Mr. T.: 2 > A bit inefficient: 3 computers for one person. Indeed, it's a fact that my brain can process a whole lot
more than what 3 computers can give me.
14-01-03: Mr. T.: 3 > What are they doing? Are they building a closet? Shouldn't
it be helpful to put some comments by your pictures?
14-01-03: Mr. T.: 1 > They are fighting!!! And you just make a picture without
doing anything to stop this violence. Not in my job description (actually, there's nothing in
my job description, that's why I do nothing all day long).
23-10-02: Mr. T.: 3 > Ah, a computer with the new Intel Tora Bora processor.
That new CPU was supposed to be a secret.i
09-10-02: Mr. T.: 2 > You are sadistic: [quote]"First, let me finish
last year's best-seller,"How to torture interns, the advanced course",
then I'll decide on the method" [end quote]. Need I to quote more?. You're confusing work (me) with pleasure (you).
07-10-02: Mr. T.: 4 > Go Kimmie, go Kimmie... Don't be so sadistic you !
26-09-02: Dutchian: 2 > I quote "Ofcourse I take a break
at 9.15, 9.25, 9.43, 9.52, 9.55 .... well, you get my drift." DUDE! You
are not even at your work at 10 o'clock!!!!! I have interns to do the work, you should know by now.
10-09-02: Mr. T.: 2 > This section supposed to be "How messy is it at my
WORK today". Unfortunately, I haven't see any evidence yet of you really working
over there. Just let someone else take the pictures... That's what the live webcam feed is for !!!
03-09-02: Dutchian: 3 > What do you do now? when there is no intern in hand-reach?
Next step...would be family !!!
26-08-02: Dutchian: 4 > You should be doing the dishes. Wrong. Dishes are best done by former or current interns.
In other words, THAT WOULD BE YOU !!!
12-07-02: Mr. T.: 2 > Is this supposed to be art or something???? Remember, art is in the eye of the beholder.
09-07-02: Dutchian: 3 > Violent aren't we? I bet you can't wait till you
get your hands on a new Intern *muhahaha* There IS some itching on my hands, yes.
13-06-02: Amg: 5 > 1 4 all & lla 4 1
24-05-02: Dutchian: 4 > I'm not dead, i'm sick *ugh ugh* thats why i can't
come and visit you all. I don't want to make others sick cause of me *ugh ugh*
Correction: You're either gonna die because of that badly
faked cough, or you're gonna die by my hands. I prefer the latter.
14-05-02: Dutchian: 5 >SUPER SITE! It's just so super cool and it looks so
neat! keep on the good work.....okay damnit...month is over, i give up :( i'm
late.. Correction: You're dead. But thanks for the high grade..
03-04-02: Daxxon:3 > Hey I said no comment damnit
17-02-02: Dutchian: 4 > not YET, like that part. It's ONCE a month....month
isn't over yet...
04-02-02: Dutchian: 5 > "5" because i know you are going to torture
that new intern, just the way it should be treated! If only we were collegues, I might just hug ya.
19-12-01: Dutchian: 1 > a "ONE" your desk is a total disaster
(Like you), the christmas 'tree' is almost falling down out of pitty, and well......you
just plain suck
17-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > HEY! it's a bog book alright, i'm NOT that hungry
17-12-01: Mr. T.: 5 > That's the way I like it...
13-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > he, "Illegal" isn't in my dictionary. What
ya gonna do about it anyways? Make you eat it, dirtbag!
13-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > Nightmare/work, whats the difference? Maybe you should
read that book ASAP, i'm almost done with "How to make your boss go Mental".
It's a crime to have that in your possesion, intern.
13-12-01: Mr. T.: 4 > Maybe he can be taught some respect using electricity
or something like that. Or just fire (at) him. Research shows that the life
expectation of disrespectful interns is 50 years shorter than with normal people.
First, let me finish last year's best-seller, "How
to torture interns, the advanced course", then I'll decide on the method.
10-12-01: Dutchian: 2 > It says "THAT SALES DUDE". In case you
'brainless' dumb piece of $%^#%^didn't understand i was talking about you, tjeez...
See here the that you are truly brainless (maybe brainDEAD would be a better
inscription of your brains) If you find yourself
in the situation of not knowing if you're in a nightmare or at work, don't blame
me, you brought it on to yourself.
10-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > I rather be an intern with brains....then then, that
sales dude without them I'll tell my collegue you insulted him.
07-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > Maybe taking the psychologist's advice would be better...
05-12-01: Mr. T.: 5 > But you are an intern!! You can not expect people to
respect you. Hit the nail on the head there, mr.
dr. ir. PhD etc etc.
03-12-01: Dutchian: 3 > Ouch, thats hurts. Maybe i should hide the club you're
hiding tomorrow morning :/ Well, there are tools
that can be used as weapons ALL over the place, you can't hide all of those.
30-11-01: Dutchian: 2 > You mean 1, you should put a locator in your mugs......
I shall respect thou who respect me, did i hear that before? hmm.. If
you don't mind, I'll just take up on Mr. T's advice rather than yours.
30-11-01: Mr. T.: 4 > If I would have such an intern then I would hit him
more often to teach him some respect. Well said. And you just can't ignore advice from a future
ir. doctor sumthing.
30-11-01: Dutchian: 1 > JACKPOT! but that means you won't be drinking out
of a mug anymore......hint hint. I found both already. No thanx to you.
28-11-01: Dutchian: 1 > You ain't getting very far with that big mouth. Just
admit you're a loser....you loser. Yeah, you just got yourself the Lifetime Internship as of
now.
27-11-01: Dutchian: 1 > If i am, why are YOOUUU the one who's losing with
UT (Dumbass......) Okay, announcement: Everybody's
invited to his funeral.
22-11-01: Mr. T.: 4 > The place looks familiar, like if I've been there before....
16-11-01: Dutchian: 1 > IIII gave the high grade, IIII was in a good mood,
unlike now. Yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu are a Loooooooohooooooooooser
!!!!!
13-11-01: Dutchian: 4 > who me? no way. hmmm....who won today? oh wait, i
did! (AGAIN!) Look at the high grade you gave me,
in an awfully good mood, aren't we ?
10-11-01: Dutchian: 2 > You're nose is growing.......you're mistaking me
with someone else, or your dreaming. Lets see......you won like 4 times, out
of the 80? Still holding a grudge, eh, aren't we ?
08-11-01: Dutchian: 3 > Maybe you should WORK instead of taking pictures.
I'm not poor, i don't need a shrink, i need a REAL boss.... All
those low grades he's giving me, just coz he can't win from me with Unreal Tournament.
30-10-01: Dutchian: 1 > A 1, because your average is too high (and because
you throw stuff at me at work and you hit me and you make fun of me, you put
stickers on me, etc etc etc.) and that picture of those (pretty) desktops, YOU
DID NOT (NOT!!!) make them, you only threw water on it. ohyeah....clean up your
desk will you.....i feel much better now, thanks. Poor intern I have. So young, and already he needs to see
a shrink.
10-10-01: Dutchian: 3 > Keep on wondering. Then it LOOKS like you're working...
If you have time for sarcasm, you obviously need
to work more and harder. I'll see to that..
09-10-01: Dutchian: 5 > You know it took me forever to press that '5' button
for your o-so-high grade? my mind said no no no, but on the other hand....you
got some damn nice DivX movies... The difference between being flattered and being sucked
up to ? I wonder...
24-09-01: Dutchian: 1> me? hyper? naaaaaaaaaaah. More work? errrr....coffee
boss? That sounds good. Sucking up to your boss
was never a crime. Giving lousy grades, on the other hand, is..
19-09-01: Dutchian: 3 > AHHH!!! Die you @$$hole, that was so not funny, revenge
is on the way... Intern's these days....*sigh*.
No respect for their bosses. Too hyper too. Guess I'll have to find more work
for him to do.
14-09-01: Mr. T. : 1> You get a 1 because you bought a plant without knowing
its name. Shame on you!!
12-09-01: Mr. T. : 4 > Heee, a new plant. It is a very beautiful what-is-it-called...
It's called a ... uhmm .... never mind.
14-08-01: Mr. T. : 1 > Candy, a plant, the date is Friday the 10th of August
according to the calendar: all are reasons to give a 5-er. EXCEPT THAT I WAS
PRESENT THAT DAY AT YOUR OFFICE AND NO PICTURE OF ME WAS TAKEN. Poor handsome
me.... Your vanity is damaging my average score, please refrain
from voting here in the future.
10-08-01: Mr. T. : 2 > 2 Why = I shall try to access it without permission!!!!
10-08-01: Mr. T. : 2 > About yesterday's pic: it's not nice to point to someone.
Behave yourself Kimputer.
17-07-01: Mr. T.: 5 > I think Kimputer has problems enough so we should support
him in some way. I'll support him by giving a 5. Of course, I expect something
in return. IIIIIIIII don't think so.
0-07-01: Jadzia: 2 > And junk it is... Thanx
hunz.
28-06-01: Mr. T.: 3 > I don't like plants for breakfast.
07-06-01: Mr. T.: 5 > You know I have to give a 5 now. OFCOURSE I know.
29-05-01: Mr. T.: 1 > Such a mess. There's
no ending in critizing a friend, is there ?
23-05-01: Mr. T.: 3 > Nice mug. Can you really replace the red circle? If
so, don't change it too much otherwise it won't hold anymore.
16-05-01: Mr. T.: 4 > A big bag full of candy I suppose. If you continue
like this, I will subscribe you for the Big Diet for next year.
07-05-01: Jadzia: 5 > Nicely positioned pair of plyers
07-05-01: Mr. T.: 4 >That's a lot of candy. Give me some. Quick or...
26-04-01: Mr. T.: 5 > And what do I see in the box next to the plant? Yes,
"Chicken run" candy. So I had a vision which has become the truth.
So I am the Emissary after all. Walk with the Prophets, Ka Nam... I'm
shutting up, _only_ because of that fiver.
25-04-01: Mr. T.: 4 > Why don't you have "Chicken run" candy on
your desk? Coz you're one day early.
24-04-01: Mr. T.: 1 > I see a Microsoft manual or something like that, so
you have something to do while you're eating. Nice.....;-) Please
insert the word "useful" after the second "something". Unlike
your grade, which is a total waste.
23-04-01: Jadzia: 5 > What are (were?) you having for lunch? Can't remember, must be something in the order of
dead meat.
12-04-01: yikki: 5 > You have good taste. I recommend Cote d'Or chocalatebars.
They are very tasty too. I'll buy you some if you want.
06-04-01: Mr. T.: 1 > I see a big box and still there is some garbage on
the desk. Incredible!!! Hey !! Keep all that
negativity to yourself, will ya !
05-04-01: Jadzia: 5 > I'm detecting 'Zaanse Huisjes'
29-03-01: Mr. T.: 1: > Comment on yesterday's pic: you deserve a 1 if you
leave your plant like that... Mind your own
plants !!
21-03-01: Mr. T.: 3 > Finally some living thing on your desk (besides the
vermin of course). Vermin, how dare you !!
01-03-01: Jadzia: 3 > No comment.
01-03-01: Mr. T.: 4 > Why is there always food on your pictures? Go on a
diet, so don't eat at the Mac or KFC... I would've regretted that diet insult, if you didn't
give me that high grade.
27-02-01: Jadzia: 3 > You can keep all this. Even the subwhatever. And especially
the sandwiches.
23-02-01: Mr. T.: 2 > To quote Bon Jovi: say it isn't so.
22-02-01: Jadzia: 5 > I demand at least half of all that!
11-02-01: Qbix: 1 > in this era we have email instead of regular mail. Of
all people I know I expected you to act like you know it . Not
my fault, greedy boss. You know.
06-02-01: Mr. T.: 5 > I don't see the picture of yesterday and therefore
I would like to give a 5 because it can't get cleaner than this.... gDon't
really see the logic in that, but hey, whatever gets me that 5-er.
30-01-01: CaNaBiS: 2 > Hmm are you working outdoors or is just darn cold
there? Nopz, just a big storage area.
30-01-01: qbix: 2 > die zaag. Grmbl, don't
judge me so harshly coz there's some equipment lying around!
23-01-01: CaNaBiS: 4 > Would be worth a 5-er but considering the lack of
updates because i remember giving some scores that don't appear here you get
a 4 :P It's your flaky connection dude, I
DIDN'T receive any other votes !
17-01-01: Jadzia: 5 > Cool! An update!
17-01-01: CaNaBiS: 1 > Why write 17-01-200 copyright by Kimputer®© on your
desk? I don't want anybody else to claim this
nice workspace for himself.
17-01-01: Mr. T.: 1 > a "desk" with mice on it can not be a clean
desk... Foul logic !
02-01-01: Jadzia: 5 >Mice.. ieeeeeeeek! And
these are called Optical Mice, so they can track you down even faster !
22-12-00: Gunhappy: 5 > Such low grades lately. Here's a 5er to compensate.
You can quote yourself (Truer words were never
spoken) on this one, dude.
17-12-00: Jadzia: 3
12-12-00: Mr. Tims (aka Mr. T.): 1 > You can not compare a desk with a signboard.
So not true.
07-12-00: Mr. Tims: 1 > Messier than my desk at work!!! Prove it !
29-11-00: jant: 2 > Die muisman heb ik ook HAA
28-11-00: DarthPunk: 5 > i Like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may i have that harddisk
on your desk?(the one at the blue mousepad) You just might, if you keep giving those high grades.
25-11-00: Gunz: 5 >Nice mug! And nice calculator(?) with 1x1 m˛ buttons.
24-11-00: Jadzia: 5 > Grr.. I can't think off a funny comment..
Haha {:)
24-11-00: Gunz: 5 > Gimme a jodekoek and I'll give ya lower than 5 points!
Don't like my fav cookie eh ?
24-11-00: CaNaBiS: 5 > Empty schedules are good, now you go get some training
i've gotta kick your ass in UT again
23-11-00: Jadzia: 5 > But _only_ if you buy me a McDeluxe :) Deal !
22-11-00: DarthPunk: 4 > give me a jodekoek and only then you will get the
5. Hey, lay off the blackmail, you punk !
22-11-00: CaNaBiS: 5 > Well desk ain't that special but that kimputer cup
really gives it a nice touch good one, get rid of those crappy printers i see
though :) Tell that to my boss. Don't I wish
it too.
22-11-00: Jadzia: 5 > It _was_ a threat, but Adjeh spoiled
my fun.. so: another 5. I like the mug :) (een mok, niet zo'n zoem-beest.. hmmm..
hoeveel zou hier nog oppassen?) Maf maf maf.
22-11-00: Adjeh: 3 > How the heck can you work with the lights off? Hint:
I don't {:)
21-11-00: Gunhappy: 5 >You know, that's actually a nice and untidy workstation.
21-11-00: NAGU$: 5 > Nice place. Havin' fun over there every day from 9 AM
- 5 PM? And what happened "yesterday" (black picture)?
21-11-00: Jadzia: 5 > I won't spoil the fun.. this time. Sounds like a threat ?
21-11-00: DarthPunk: 5 > i want to have a office like tis toooo!!!!!! Well
it's actually not my desk, just a place to work now and then. Tomorrow you'll
see my office.
20-11-00: CaNaBiS: 5 > Since this is the first one and all and we've got
nothing yet to compare it with