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News mentioned here are not checked, sources
will not be revealed. Truth or lies, sort it out yourself. Most
jokes are not mine of course. I'm not that funny. So, if a joke
is funny, it's mine, if it's not, it's stolen. Yup, another
paradox, including last line. Boy, I'm making it tough eh ? (Oh,
by the way, if you don't watch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,
it's much much funnier. Not that I steal from him. No. Why should
I ?)
- 21-09-98 + After the Clinton tapes have been aired all
over the world, it's time for an objective opinion by a
renowned legal analyser (that person would be, heh, me).
Overall, these tapes reveal nothing new, and it about 80
% of repetitions of statements. So, what's in the 20 % ?
As I said, it's nothing new. The first 10-20 minutes the
prosecutor was explaining the oath and the consequences
of lying under oath, and if Clinton understood this all.
Very tiresome, and Clinton must have thought that also.
After that, Clinton started with setting clear boundaries
of what was going to be answered in these 4 hours. For
the people who lost track, it would also point out what
the initial point of this whole thing was. The Paula
Jones Sexual Harassment case. After that, the prosecutor
proceeded with the "sexual relationship"
interpretation part. Another tiresome subject which would
take hours. Another very tiresome subject was the
presents Clinton gave to Monica around Christmas time.
Now I ask you, what do people do around Christmas time ?
Exactly, people buy and give presents. Then the
prosecutor and also the grand jury proceeded to dig
deeper into the actual sexual acts between Clinton and
Monica.
All in all, though hesitant in answering, Clinton did not
appear to be evasive or misleading, just human. His
statements also sounded profound and honest. On the other
hand, the questions were mostly irrelevant and designed
to trap Clinton on perjury. Clinton saw through it all,
and made statements I have to agree with. "From the
beginning a bogus trial" "funded with massive
amounts of money from the opposite Party"
"irrelevant with the Paula Jones Sexual Harassment
Case" "a case without merit" and such
others. There's also the judge's decision to release the
tapes and other material. This is a misjudgement that
undermines the whole principal of privacy.
Concluding, this showed Clinton in a vulnerable position,
but he fought his way all the way through in what seems
like a irrelevant case just to hurt him and his privacy,
just because the initial case was too weak. Through this
whole case Clinton not only showed remorse but also made
clear that Monica was just another victim, and he, even
if it wasn't totally his fault, was sorry she was dragged
into this.
While most people were watching these tapes, at the same
time, Clinton was giving a speech at the general U.N.
meeting, with numerous high politicians from all over the
world. He received a standing ovation and a loud applause
for this.
Final thought ? As a man he made mistakes, but as the
President of the US, he has worked hard and achieved
much. Nothing points to the fact that he won't be able to
function and put in a 100 % effort, if not more after
this case, to continue his presidency.
- 19-09-98 + The House of Reps. has voted once again on
Clinton's case. This time it's the release of Clinton's
video-taped testimony. It's said that this will have a
major impact on Bill (with material far worse than what's
put in the Ken Starr report), because the US is
practically driven by the peoples' opinion. The 4 hour
tape should air on this Monday in the US. Also, since the
Ken Starr report, more and more feel Bill should step
down. After using the Internet to spread the word, with
now the TV broadcasting the tape, even children are
pulled into this Clinton affair. Meaning that parents
have to explain it to them, somehow. What a mess eh ?
- 17-09-98 + Viagra is finally released in most parts of
Europe (about $8.60 per 50 grams). On doctor's
prescription only. Oh joy. (No, I mean it)
- 11-09-98 + Another flood of Bill Clinton news this week.
These previous days, Bill apologized for his affairs to
everybody who wanted to hear it. Also, Ken Starr
delivered his 445 paged report along with 36 cardboard
boxes filled with testimonies and other hot and steamy
facts on Bill's affairs. (I bet Ken's going for a job at
"Hustler" after his retirement.) It's been
announced that the 445 pages of his report should be
online anytime now. http://thomas.loc.gov/
- 06-09-98 + Due to high and rising crime rates in Mexico,
police officers will now be rewarded $ 30 per arrest. Now
more "Stop ! Freeze !", it's now "Come on,
make it easy for me will ya ? $ 15 bucks if you stop
running".
- 03-09-98 + In South-Korea major police force was used in
6 Mando factories (big producer of car parts), to stop a
strike. Now, how does a big police force end a strike ?
Removing or beating up all the employees doesn't get
things rolling again ? Or do they force them to continue
working like slaves ?
- 02-09-98 + German scientist found mountains the size of
France under 3500 metres of ice in Antartica, Southpole.
This must go back to a few million years. Now let's hope
there aren't frozen dangerous alien virii in those caves.
- 31-08-98 + New research points that people who are on the
Internet just a few hours a week, are more depressed than
when they are online a few less hours. So the lesser
you're online, the more positive you are ? Get off the
Internet now, I'm making you depressed right now as I
speak. (Hehe, this is good news for me, actually. This
news may lead to people being less online, leaving more
bandwidth for me. Hah. So, who says the longer you're
online, the more depressed you get ?)
- 28-08-98 + This day here in Holland, dubbed as
"Domino D-Day", would mark a new world record
of falling dominoes. Around the 1.4 million is expected.
(Yeah, you don't count a few millions dominoes that fast.
I mean, if you lost your count at 1.320.143, you really
should start over, coz Guinness wants to know the exact
amount). I think I'll try this too someday, without the
nice constructions concerning gravity, colors, brigdes,
pictures, sounds, fireworks. I'll just line up 2 million
dominoes in one square block. The official word is out: around the 1.6
million.
- 27-08-98 + Big economical crisis in Russia. If this goes
on, I bet you can only pay in hard US dollars in the
McDonald's branches over there. Heck, if this goes on,
even you can buy whole Russia if you wanted.
- 27-08-98 + Hurricanes and typhoons are terrorizing
Florida, Texas, and Japan. In Florida over half a million
people had to be evacuated, and in Japan a tidal wave of
7 metres is expected. Oh, and each one of them gets a
cute name. How nice. (Bonnie just wrecked Florida, who's
next ? Clyde ?)
- 26-08-98 + Strangely enough, a rumour spread by one man
on the Internet (details on Bill/Monica intimacies), got
all people talking about cigars ??? (I wouldn't want you
to have strange pictures involving Bill and Monica doin'
stuff in the small room adjacent to the Oval Office, Mr.
Arafat waiting outside, and cigars running around your
head, so, I spare you the details. Or am I too late for
that now ?)
- 21-08-98 + New invention from Bandai (maker of toys). A
vibrating lollipop, making music for only the person with
that lollipop in its mouth. It uses the teeth to conduct
the vibration to the middle of the ear, and hence it will
be transformed to sound. The more successful this new
idea will be, the more shortlived it will be too. That's
because this idea is self-destructive. You know, that
candy sugary sweety lollipop does it. In no-time kids
DON'T HAVE any teeth left (tooth decay and stuff) to
listen to that thing.
- 20-08-98 + Monica for the second time before the Grand
Jury, contradicting Bill's statement on their affair.
According to her, it was more than what Bill told the
Grand Jury.
- 20-08-98 + Bill issued a counter-attack on terrorist
targets in Sudan and Afganistan. This is after terrorist
attacks on US targets in Kenia and other African
countries. Many people think these attacks are justified,
a small amount of people think it's a diversion to
distract the Monica Lewinsky affair.
- 19-08-98 + Bill Clinton did a DNA-test.
- 18-08-98 + The Real IRA announced their responsibility
for the bombing in a busy shopping street in Ireland. The
announcement also said they were really really sorry for
this. Well, sorry ain't gonna bring 28 deaths back.
Neither does it heal the over 200 wounded.
- 17-08-98 + After testifying before the Grand Jury, Bill
Clinton announced publicly he did have an improper sexual
affair with Monica Lewinsky (Yuch ! That sperm spot WAS
real ! Yuck !). Though, his presidency is still intact
because this affair did not influence his duties, I
think. Still, he most likely will be sued for perjury in
all other cases. Then again, it's just a matter of
interpreting "I did NOT have a sexual relationship
with that woman" and "oral sex". I wonder
how Bill interprets a chair ? Or a table ? A shoe ?
- 16-08-98 + Sony finally put a revised camcorder together
to replace the original version, which had a special
infra-red setting for night filming, and like that wasn't
kinky enough already, it could also be used during the
day, with the result that it was possible to see through
peoples' clothes. (Here's a thought. If you ever get to
face a exhibitionist, ready to open his long coat to show
you his manhood, just pull out your Sony camcorder and
say "no no, not necessary, I already got that
covered")
- 12-08-98 + Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger opened
their first appearance in Russia with "Privyet
Rossiya! Nakonyets, my zdyes! (Hi Russia! We're here at
last!)''. 30 years ago they were banned because the faced
drug charges at home and the release of the provocative
"Let's Spend the Night Together". Predictably
they opened with this song before a 60.000 people crowd.
A big succes. So, back in another 30 ? * I don't think
so, unless it's in a coffin*
- 12-08-98 + Topping the headlines everywhere is the news
that the tan of the cast of "Baywatch" is NOT
from the sun, but as a result of a tanning cream. Not,
THAT'S a shocker. First fake beach/seawater (most water
scenes are filmed at a nearby swimming pool, you didn't
know that ?), fake breasts, fake full lips, and now, a
fake tan ! (Well, it beats dermal cancer, however, always
have a sunblock 100 with you)
- 11-08-98 + For the very first time after the big accident
in 1912, they finally salved a piece of the Titanic. Now
they can start researching the actual cause of its
unfortunate sinking (fortunate for guys like James
Cameron, but that aside). Well, I can tell you the cause
without looking at that 6x4cm plate of steel. There was
an iceberg, big boom, and down went the Titanic, is that
so hard ?
- 28-07-98 + A man was caught trying to smuggle 120
poisonous snakes in his suitcase into China. ????. !!!!.
Dried parts of snakes are known to be a sexual stimulant.
Hmm, I doubt it, but even so, nothing a small jar of
Viagra can't help. So, option 1, carry a big heavy
suitcase filled with filthy stinkin' poisonous snakes,
with the risk of getting bitten, or option 2, carry a
small jar of Viagra, where you can even get over 25$ a
pill. Hey, sorry, but this man really needs his brains
checked out.
- 28-07-98 + After Monica Lewinsky was granted full
immunity, she handed over her dress with the alleged
Presidential sperm spot still on it. How gross.
- 27-07-98 + Disney's next project will be making an
animated movie of the life of late Lady Di. Simple as
Disney movies are, there's always a bad guy, and this
time it's Prince Charles. Hmmm, whatever happened to cute
dogs eating pasta together ?
- 27-07-98 + New research has shown that smoking has the
same effect on the penis as it has on the cardio-vascular
system. A higher chance of heart deceases AND impotence.
Now, if you still continue to smoke, you're REALLY
insane.
- 24-07-98 + "Tour de France" news: Major
dope/steroids fest over there in France. Now the bikers
are blaming the press for making such a big fuss about
this. They all unanimously agreed not to talk to the
press anymore. Nop, if I were using steroids to win a
race, I wouldn't want the press to know about it either,
would you ? One more shot of Epo for me please. Heh.
- 23-07-98 + Michael Boogerd finishes 4th in the 11th stage
of the "Tour de France". *Sigh* *why do I keep
doing this ? First of all, I really don't care. Second of
all, I really don't care.*
- 22-07-98 + Michael Boogerd (Dutcher, what else ?)
finishes 3rd in the 10th stage of the "Tour de
France".
- 21-07-98 + Leon van Bon (Dutcher, what else ?) wins the
9th stage of the "Tour de France".
- 18-07-98 + Not only did President of South-Africa Nelson
Mandela celebrated his 80th birthday, he also married the
somewhat younger 52 years old Graça Machel. But I have
my doubts you know. For one, I definitely predict that
this marriage isn't gonna last more than 20 years. Trust
me. Wanna bet ?
- 18-07-98 + Big tidal wave hits Papoea, New-Giunea,
demanding over 8000 fatalities.
- 16-07-98 + Old-timer George Foreman will put on the
boxing gloves once more. George (age 50) will take it up
on a 49 year old opponent. George will get a 20 million
dollars out of this fight. His opponent just 8 million
dollars. Hey, this fight will be the first live
slowmotion boxing game ever.
C....o.........o......l...,.....e..........h......?
- 15-07-98 + Jeroen Blijlevens (Dutcher, of course) wins
the 4th stage of the "Tour de France". Oh joy.
Like I care.
- 12-07-98 + Brazil was humiliated by France with a 3-0 in
the World Cup Soccer final. Thus it was a very exciting
and good watcheable game. (I didn't watch it, so what the
hell am I talking about ? ). Also, remember the
aero-dynamics point I tried to tell you (07-07-98) ?
Brazil's goalkeeper may have practically no hair, but
France's keeper has shaven it smoothly. There, I rest my
case.
- 12-07-98 + Riots in Ireland still continue (see
04-07-98), and now three children are burnt to death in
their sleep. Can somebody please tell me where the line
"you should murder children because they follow an
other religion" is in the Bible ?
- 11-07-98 + Like it isn't boring enough already on TV,
now, the "Tour de France" (bike racing) started
in Ireland. Now, my French vocabulary isn't really big
(it's extremely tiny, actually), but doesn't "Tour
de France" translates to uhmmm, yah. Ireland.
- 11-07-98 + After being kicked out of the race for world
champion soccer, we couldn't even get the bronze medal
home as a consolation prize. The Netherlands - Croatia
(1-2). Being number 4 is really nothing to brag about, is
it ?
- 07-07-98 + Holland is mourning. The Netherlands was
defeated by Brazil after penalty shoot-out. I could've
predicted this though. It's all aero-dynamics. Brazil's
goalkeeper has practically no hair. Makes him a tad
faster. *Sigh*
- 04-07-98 + Big big riots in Ireland. Again, the
Protestans and the Catholics started beating each other
up (to my knowledge, there's no reason at all for this).
Apparently, in Ireland, they have a totally different
version of the Bible which do not include all 10
Commandments. Definitely not included are: 1. Love thou
fellow humans. 2. Thou shall not indulge in pointless
violence (hmm, violence is always pointless, meaningless
and senseless) 3. Thou shall not torture and murder thy
fellow human. 4. Thou shall not indulge in arson. 5. Thou
is not allowed to make fire bombs. 6. Thou definitely is
not allowed to use the aforementioned fire bombs. 7. Thou
shall not teach thy children to hate fellow human. 8.
Thou shall not break rules 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, especially
not on a Sunday, for God's sake. Where the bloody hell is
a brain for ?
- 04-07-98 + Yihaa. Haarhuis/Eltingh defeated de Woodies on
Wimbledon. A gruelling 5th set (10-8) was needed. This
championship title will make this duo the first of its
kind, winning all 4 Grand Slams on all kind of courts at
least once (grass, gravel, clay, indoor). All they need
now, is to win all 4 in one year.
- 04-07-98 + WCS 98 result. The Netherlands - Argentina
(2-1). Yihaaa. We'll be facing Brazil for the semi-final
though. Yikes.
- 04-07-98 + Another earthquake hits Adana, Turkey. A 5.1,
so, no fatal casualties, luckily.
- 03-07-98 + Siemerink was defeated by Ivanisevic, as was
Krajicek in the semi-final (with a gruelling 5th set,
15-13). Fear not, Holland still has world champions
Haarhuis/Eltingh in the men's double. While being on the
nr. 1 spot for several years now, they never got the
Wimbledon title. The final will be them against the also
feared Woodies for Oz (Woodforde/Woodridge from
Australia).
- 02-07-98 + While the World Cup Soccer is dominating the
TV audience, there's also Wimbledon going. Siemerink is
in the quarter final, as is Krajicek. (Both Dutchers, of
course).
- 01-07-98 + Other news on a more personal note. No more
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" for me.
Strangely enough, it's NBC's own decision (not the cable
company's fault, for once), to stop transmitting and
producing NBC Europe.
- 01-07-98 + Hong Kong under China's reign for a year now.
Hong Kong kept itself pretty much together after China's
take-over, with almost all freedom still intact. The
worries are still there though.
- 29-06-98 + WCS98 result: The Netherlands - Yugoslavia
(2-1). We'll be facing Argentina in the quarter finales.
- 29-06-98 + Dokmanovic, accused of war crimes in the
Yugoslavian War, has comitted suicide, while still
imprisoned. *He used his pants to hang himself. May I add
that that is a bit of an embarrassing way to die ?* He
was to appear one more time at the UN Tribunal in The
Hague, Holland. It may seem harsh if I said "serves
you right", wouldn't it ? I do it anyway. Serves you
right.
- 29-06-98 + A 33 years old widow is now pregnant of her
deceased husband. Sperm was taken for the man while he
was still in a coma. After a hard fight in court, she had
been granted permission to use the sperm. And see the
result. Life after death.
- 28-06-98 + New AIDS-virus has been discovered. It is
resistent to all known medicine, and hence has put
research back a few steps. Bill Gates donated a few
million dollars for research though. Anyway, always
wanted but couldn't beat some sense in people having
unsafe sex. Maybe this news will help them change their
minds.
- 27-06-98 + Big earthquake in Turkey. Near Adana, 6.3 on
the scale of Richter.
- 25-06-98 + Another WCS98 result. The Netherlands - Mexico
(2-2). Both are placed in the 1/8th finals. Oooh, I'm
thrilled. *that was meant sarcastically, I'm not thrilled
whatsoever, get it ?*
- 24-06-98 + Riots riots riots. You guess where. {:)
Anyway, some even took advantage of the distracted busy
policemen, and tried to rob a bank (about $4000 cash) !
Who said the World Cup Soccer wasn't exciting ? *oh, I
did*
- 23-06-98 + Riots continue in France (World Cup Soccer).
You know, I think I pinpointed the problem. Englishmen's
breakfast, lunch and dinner: beer. Now, is that a diet
problem or what ? Oh, and I don't know which way to get
more problems, letting an Englishman have all the beer
they want, or taking it all away from him ?
- 21-06-98 + Now, this is what I'd call a REALLY SLOW
newsweek. So, here's another World Cup Soccer results.
The best score yet. The Netherlands - South-Korea (5-0).
While other games caused instant sleep, this one was just
plain boring. Hooray.
- 15-06-98 + Big riots in Java, Indonesia. Cause: 3 corrupt
political leaders. Big riots in Marseille, France. Cause:
England scores its first goal in the World Cup soccer.
Now, you guess which one of these two I would mark as
"an act of lunacy, sign of brain shortage and proof
of stupidity".
- 13-06-98 + Boy, slow newsweek eh ? Well. Uhmmm. The
Netherlands - Belgium (0-0). That's the World Cup Soccer,
qualifications for the 1/8th finale. Other results can be viewed on www.france98.com, I think.
- 11-06-98 + Got some spam in my mailbox today (as usual).
But this is the first time I got a Viagra ordering form.
May I remind you that the casualties of Viagra users are
already up to 16 ? Should I get the spammer sued for
attempted murder on me (being also the last person on
Earth you wanna sell Viagra to, trust me) ? Oh, and all
you guys, don't try to get me forward this mail to you. I
already deleted it.
- 11-06-98 + More World Cup Soccer news. Distribution of
the tickets is still not going the right way, and more
faults on the organization's side it reported. Many
people demand refunds. Besides the fact that there are
thousands of fake tickets in circulation, people are
willing to bid over $600 for it. Another thought from me
(I hear you thinking "facts, we just wanna hear
facts", well, too bad, this happens to be MY page).
With $600 you can buy yourself a Sony Triniton WideScreen
100 Hz superdeluxe blabla.
- 10-06-98 + Today, the World Cup Soccer is going to start,
in France. Though the opening sequence has been put 10
minutes forward. They dinna have a clue, why and when
there is a warming-up. Hunhhh ? I dunno either.
- 09-06-98 + The heatwave in India is still going on, and
there are already 2500 casualties. Now here's an idea:
Stop making nuclear bombs and start producing air-co's
instead.
- 08-06-98 + Hong Kong really flooded this time. Up to 1.5
meters of rain in just a few hours. Though nothing beats
the hail the size of tennis-balls making dents in my
skull (see Weather section). The message I put here
before (24-05-98) must've been a psychic news-flash. I
have that more often, y'know, your deepest personal
secrets, your PIN-code, your creditcard number, your
secret Swiss bank account, safe key and location of the
safe. I know it all.
- 07-06-98 + Former President of Indonesia, Soeharto, is
going to announce publicly his total personal property.
It's estimated on a 30 billion dollars. Hah, if he wasn't
forced by the people to resign, his pathetic President's
salary would have. Who's gonna work and take
responsibility if you have 30 billion dollars in your
pocket ? Well, he did do a lousy job, so... Hmmm...
- 05-06-98 + War is declared between Ethiopia and Eritrea
for just 400 km² of ground. They don't have enough money
to feed their own people, so how come they have enough
money to fight a war ?
- 05-06-98 + Air France and its employees still haven't
reached an agreement (salary is too low), after more than
a week of talking. The strike is continuing. Also, other
public transport (train, bus) are about to join the
strike for the same reason. The World Cup Soccer starts
at 10-06-98, so it seems all the people of the world will
have to get there by boat or car or your feet. Oooohooh,
like I care. 1 - The damned French kept most of the
tickets for themselves. 2 - French make no good hosts.
They aren't able to speak English and they refuse to
speak English. Also, they aren't too friendly, and they
tend to spit on you. Am I being obnoxious now ? Well,
first prove me wrong, then tell me I'm obnoxious.
- 01-06-98 + Scientists just finished a research on men and
found out having affairs is genetically determined. So,
what do you mean with "What kind of excuse is that
?", it's not an excuse, it's a natural cause of
action.
- 01-06-98 + The Viagra pill isn't just fun and pleasure. A
woman (age is somewhere around 70) is now sueing Viagra
because her husband (around the same age) left her (a
bottle of Viagra in the left hand, a young chick on the
right hand). More problems for young women seeking old
rich man, hoping they'd get the heritage without ever
doing anything at all. Guess again. You'll need to
satisfy the man plenty times a day now.
- 30-05-98 + British tabloids (pretty reliable, because
they check their information, then re-check and THEN
CHECK again) report that Ginger Spice from the Spice
Girls is leaving and may even go on a solo career
(Oooohh, I'm shocked...NOT). Well, I don't think there's
any problem at all, my cooking book had the answer, just
find a Garlic Spice to replace the Ginger Spice.
- 29-05-98 + Intelligence reports say that Pakistan is
preparing for more nuclear tests. This means sanctions
from the States didn't have any effect at all.
- 29-05-98 + First riots since Soeharto's resignation.
Future's looking grim if nothing's gonna happen fast.
- 29-05-98 + Pakistan just finished 5 nuclear underground
tests. Reason is, as said by the president, "a
necessary reponse to India".
- 28-05-98 + This just in (always wanted to say that).
Viagra is now available on the black market (laws here
still prevents Viagra to be imported and sold). Latest
news is about 175 $ a jar of 30 pills. Also, it's been
reported it's already available on the Internet (another
extra cause of the ever slowing down of it)
- 24-05-98 + Hong Kong flooded. I think.
- 22-05-98 + 2 men have died after taking the
anti-impotance pill Viagra. Well, at least they didn't
die miserable (I assume. That's plain ol' logic, right
?). update: Make that 6 men. Shouldn't this
type of death get a name by now ? Something like,
"fatal er..." ? (I didn't say it, you did).
- 21-05-98 + Pretty much inevitable, President Soeharto of
Indonesia has stepped down. 33 years, may I say, it was
about time ?
- 20-05-98 + A bank has been hacked through the internet.
(Hah, you thought I wasn't gonna mention the name of this
bank eh ? Well, I am. It's the RABObank in Holland. Money
could be tranferred from one account to the other
account. However, the bank is NOT going to do anything
about this security breach. Official response :
"Unauthorised transferring of money from one to the
other account is ILLEGAL. Therefore, it's NOT our
concern". Well, if you're gonna go that way, we can
all throw away door locks and stuff. Entering my house
and taking things away with you is ILLEGAL, therefore,
it's not my concern. Also, no need to lock the stores
when closed, because, bla bla bla, not our concern. Need
I go on ? rectification:
Just read the article in the computermagazine
"ComputerIdee", the one's who planned and
executed this so-called hack. Of course, critical private
information shouldn't travel the internet without
encryption, but the way it was shown was downright
ridiculous. The hack was based on a re-route of the
www.rabobank.nl domain to another computer which would
then store the critical data. For this re-route several
things must happen. 1. You would have to use WIN95,
there's a hosts.sam file, which acts like a DNS server.
2. You would have to be stupid enough to receive a
EXE-file (containing the virus to change the hosts.sam
file) from a stranger (since you wouldn't recieve a virus
from a friend). 3. You would have to be stupid enough not
to delete this file immediately. 4.You would have to be
even more stupid to NOT scan the EXE-file from this
stranger with a virus-scanner. 5. You would have to be
even MORE stupid to execute this EXE-file and play this
stupid DOS-game. Need I go on ?
- 18-05-98 + Leonarde DiCaprio is now the highest payed
actor with a 21 million dollar contract for
"American Psycho". What I'm gonna say may seem
insulting, but I'm gonna say it anyway. Why, God ? Why ?
- 18-05-98 + As I said, situation in Indonesia sucks pretty
hard now. On the brink of a civil war. Government is
breaking down. Almost all Dutch people are evacuated now.
- 15-05-98 + Frank Sinatra passed away. And I thought he
passed away a long time ago. So, "New York" or
"My Way" the best ? "My Way" was a
cover by the way.
- 13-05-98 + Jerry Springer is finally weird enough to be
on his own show. It's said he had sex with one of his
guest and her step-mother. The guest was there because
she *beep* 350 men in one day. (4.1 minute per man !).
- 13-05-98 + India (I said Indonesia before. Bad bad
mistake, though, their political leader sucks just as
bad) has its fifth nuclear bomb test. Why don't they work
on their sanitary systems first ? *Hmm, you think Mother
Theresa is smiling down from heaven right now ?*
- 09-05-98 + I could've predicted Holland wouldn't win the
Eurovision Songfestival. Even IF we'd win, France would
interpose its veto, dooh. (You probably don't understand
this one. Yeah, this one goes deep eh ?)
- 05-98 + Oh no, now Barney (the purple dinasaur, who else
?) is arrested in a men's room for lude acts. "I
love me, I love me, who needs friends when you have a
free right hand ?"
- 04-98 + George Michael was arrested in a men's room for
lude acts.
- 04-98 + Viagra Viagra Viagra. Here's an idea for suicide,
overdose with a blaze of glory, definitely a blaze of
glory, definitely a fine fine rigor mortis, trust me.
- '98 + Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp, Ken Starr,
ex-Miss America, I lost track, really, I did.