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News mentioned here are not checked, sources will not be revealed. Truth or lies, sort it out yourself. Most jokes are not mine of course. I'm not that funny. So, if a joke is funny, it's mine, if it's not, it's stolen. Yup, another paradox, including last line. Boy, I'm making it tough eh ? (Oh, by the way, if you don't watch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, it's much much funnier. Not that I steal from him. No. Why should I ?)